Nick Fury just really wants the Avengers to go the fuck to sleep.
(Samuel L. Jackson’s audio book of Go The Fuck To Sleep)SO MUCH WIN!
Rihanna (sans bra) joined Paul Rudd, James Franco, Jonah Hill and Emma Watson on the set of Seth Rogen’s new film The End of the World in New Orleans yesterday (May 31). The actors will play themselves in the apocalyptic comedy, a remake from the 2007 short film, Jay and Seth vs. The Apocalypse.
“Comedy is brutal #endoftheworld,” Watson tweeted. ”New Orleans is the best!! : ) See you all soon. Em x”
Martin Starr, Mindy Kailing, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz Plasse, Aziz Ansari, and Jason Segel are also part of the “cast,” all partying together when they find out the world is about to end.
We’re kinda/super excited about Sunday’s MTV Movie Awards, if only because Watson promised her followers a new designer look for the red carpet. ”I’m getting excited for the MTV movie awards now.4 sleeps to go.I think u r going to like the trailer.Found a great dress too.New designer:).” Watson will present at the ceremony, which will honor Johnny Depp with the Generation Award.
i hate it when you want to show a friend something you think is funny and you’re crying and on the floor from laughing and they just sit there
Rousseau says: “If we assume man has been corrupted by an artificial civilization, what is the natural state? The state of nature from which he has been removed? Imagine wandering up and down the forest, without industry, without speech, and without home.”

“You said to us once before that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. We’ve had time, haven´t we?”